Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
