It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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