So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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