Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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