so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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