We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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