Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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