so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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