Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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