i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
