Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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