I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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