he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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