Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
