You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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