I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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