spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
false alarm. still invincible.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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