Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?

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(760): View more from California

i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them

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(740): View more from Ohio

hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.

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(925): View more from California

We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing

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