I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS