He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His hands were made for my vagina.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...