girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.