you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it glows. i had to have it.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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