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• (718): View more from New York

  Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.

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  welcome to maine.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

  (720): View more from Colorado

  ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

  (917): View more from New York City

  no it doesn't.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage

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  HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES

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• (516): View more from New York

  Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  "Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....

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