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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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