Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
do nipples grow back?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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