I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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