to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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