somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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