i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They should really pass out barf bags in church
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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