what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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