someone get that fucking seahorse.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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