Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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