I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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