Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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