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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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