I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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