Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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