i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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