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I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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