You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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