she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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