There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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