Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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