Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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