just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
