party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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