Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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