i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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