Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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