got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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