Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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