its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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