How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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