It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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