doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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