I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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