everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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