My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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